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Your New Favorite
Self-Care Routine

No gym. No partner. No pants required.

Be Kind,
Rewind...
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Sexersize
Vol. 1

For women who know the best workout is the one you do by yourself.

Get In On It

Your favorite workout.
No gym required.
And it's hilarious.

Sexersize (n.): The solo workout polite society won't talk about. But we will — loudly, honestly, and with way too many details.

We're swapping the stories we'd only tell our best friends after two glasses of wine. The embarrassing purchases. The battery emergencies. The time your kid almost found your "special drawer." The ones that make you laugh so hard you almost pee (because, let's be honest, that's a real concern now too).

No judgment. No shame. Just the hilariously honest truth about self-care after 40.

Anonymous Stories
Product Reviews
Real Talk

Stories That'll Make You
Spit Out Your Wine

Coming Soon

"The Night I Accidentally Sexted My Kid's Soccer Coach"

It started with autocorrect. It ended with me switching leagues. Here's the full, mortifying story...

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"Why My Husband Thinks 'Foreplay' Means Asking If I Want Pizza"

Twenty years of marriage and the man still leads with carbs. Is that romance or Stockholm syndrome?

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"I Tried a Couples Workshop at 43. My Back Will Never Be the Same."

They said it would reignite the spark. They didn't mention the chiropractor bill that followed.

Coming Soon

"I Let My Friends Pick My Toys for a Month. Here's What Happened."

Turns out your book club friends have shockingly good taste. And shockingly bad gift-wrapping skills.

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